No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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