Those balls look pretty dangerous.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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