Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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