I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam