I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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