I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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