thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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