Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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