After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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