Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
handjob tips. give me some.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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