I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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