i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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