just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We need to rekindle our bromance
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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