i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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