It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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