Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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