I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You've changed since you got that strap on
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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