there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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