oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
