Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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