That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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