My cat gives me a boner
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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