Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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