we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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