it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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