I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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