I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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