He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
