I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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