you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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