these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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