please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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