I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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