So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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