I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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