why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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