I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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