we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My breasts were aching with rage.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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