That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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