this is something i pride myself on being below average for
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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