i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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