I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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