it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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