Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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