Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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