? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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