Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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