you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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