Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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