i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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