Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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