his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
