Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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